楼主: ok, no interrupting→我多明事理！
　　小杜: no, don`t worry←咦，学霸也有分神的时候？？
　　小杜: do you think i did good on stage?←别……逼……我……
　　日期：2013-04-22 21:36:19
　　楼主: …
　　楼主: i already answered u before
　　小杜: haha←哈你妹啊！
　　楼主: i think u need a book
　　小杜: a book?←他会不会以为我是卖书的……
　　楼主: i read it o→楼主又开始激动了。
　　楼主: on saturday
　　楼主: it is helpful
　　小杜: what do you mean?←尼玛你是复读机啊！
　　楼主: it can help u to overcome shyness
　　楼主: i borrowed from the library

　　小杜: that`s funny... But i`m not shy←你还不害羞啊？！睁眼说瞎话啊！
　　楼主: alright, if u say so→楼主自认为说得很漂亮的一句话
　　日期：2013-04-22 21:37:23
　　小杜: i do say so! ;) ←杀了我吧……我遇到最强的对手了！
　　楼主: (smirk)←我已经无语了好么！
　　小杜: nice face...→楼主已身亡。
　　楼主: -_-||
　　楼主: do u talk to your friends in Belgium via skype?
　　小杜: yes, i do
　　小杜:　even with my grandmother! haha→好时尚的老人……
　　楼主: oh,that`s nice!
　　小杜: yes, it`s fun to see them and to chat with them
　　楼主: it occurred to me that I got the vedio of your assembly (chuckle)←楼主video拼错了
　　小杜: what are you talking about?→动动脑子啊你不至于吧！
　　楼主: hahahahaha
　　楼主: yeah~~~
　　小杜: what do you mean? I don`t understand
　　楼主: I videoed
　　楼主: sorry，wrong spelling
　　小杜: haha... why?→why你妹啊why，难道说because I love you啊！

　　楼主: for fun
　　楼主: I never went to the assembly
　　楼主: I am very curious about that
　　日期：2013-04-22 21:38:42
　　小杜: are you kidding me???→开始发神经了！
　　小杜: so you never went to the assembly?→他以为我没去看他颁奖
　　楼主: I am not kidding，buddy！←我的意思是除了他颁奖那次，我没去过他们的年级大会
　　日期：2013-04-22 21:39:12

　　小杜: why did you say that i did good, then?→抽了抽了，较真了！
　　小杜: how could you have known?→尼玛我要是没去我千里眼啊！
　　楼主: I mean，I never went to your
　　楼主:　assembly before last time
　　小杜: what are you talking about?→请把楼主我埋了……
　　日期：2013-04-22 21:40:30

　　楼主: ..................
　　小杜: 你意思是我上台那次是你第一次来看我们年级的大会？→你终于明白了……
　　楼主: yes
　　日期：2013-04-22 21:41:44
　　楼主: i need to improve my english...
　　小杜: haha (cool)
　　楼主: kick you!
　　小杜: what does that mean?→兄弟kick你不认识吗！

　　楼主: ..........................
　　日期：2013-04-22 21:42:26
　　楼主: I will cry for my english!!!
　　小杜: haha... it`s not that bad...→他不是地球人，鉴定完毕。
　　楼主: it`s raining so heavily outside
　　小杜: yeah, better now than in the day!→是啊白天下雨你就见不到我了

　　楼主: but the weather report say it starts to rain tonight
　　楼主: so maybe it will last
　　小杜: uughhh...→这是娇嗔的节奏么？？
　　楼主: 下雨真讨厌
　　小杜: huh?
　　楼主: it`s soooooooooooooooooo good to say chinese,hahaha
　　小杜: what does it mean
　　楼主: it means, i hate rainny days
　　小杜: ah ok
　　小杜: I have to go now! See you tomorrow!

　　楼主: bye!
　　小杜: :D
　　告诉我，西*欧的男人都这样么！
　　日期：2013-04-22 22:05:15

　　是啊！我好想说，我好无语啊！但是没法说啊！如果我说好无语啊他一定会问到底是什么意思啊！然后我会去找个差不多的英文翻译给他听，那他绝逼会继续问什么意思啊，我不知道你在说什么啊！
　　好了我去学英语去了！
　　日期：2013-04-23 07:15:14
　　尼玛楼主昨天是带着"小杜是不是真傻"的疑问入眠的，早上醒来大脑果然不负众望，给出的答案无懈可击:这娃就是缺 ！心！
　　眼！鉴定完毕！